Year-to-date statistics on airport screening from the Department of Homeland Security (unofficial):
Terrorist Plots Discovered.......................0
Transvestites..........................................133
Hernias...................................................1,485
Hemorrhoid Cases..................................3,172
Enlarged Prostates.................................8,249
Breast Implants......................................59,350
Natural Blondes.....................................3
okay, email from cousin Jerry ...
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gave me a chuckle this morning...
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